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Gone Off Steak
01:42
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Had best GPA on the swim team
Always endeared himself to all he meets
He can’t eat his steak
Too much on his plate
Hey Brock, what the fuck?!
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
I blame alcohol consumption
Steep price to pay for just some action
He can’t eat his steak
Too much on his plate
Hey Brock, what the fuck?!
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
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2. |
White Cock
00:57
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Can’t you take a joke?
Didn’t mean to offend
Well how d’you like this song
about your little dick end?
When people say you’re wrong
you don’t even give a shit
You’re a straight, white male
Can’t do nothing about it
You’ve got a white cock...
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Slap
02:28
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New poll—it’s official, men prefer the natural look
Super-duper fucking sorry, man, I couldn’t give a fuck
Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face
Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face
Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel
Got my war paint on, I’m going out on the town
New poll—it’s official, men prefer the natural look
Super-duper fucking sorry, man, I couldn’t give a fuck
Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face
Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face
Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel
Got my war paint on, I’m going out on the town
Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel
Got my war paint on, I’m fucking Krusty the Clown
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Giant Potato
01:37
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Pain. I’m in, I’m in pain
Must munch my feels away
Ate so many jackets that it doesn’t even matter
Pain. I’m in, I’m in pain
Too many carbs
I’m under my car
Too many carbs
Baked potato, baked potato
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I am Man, Hear Me Bore
01:56
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Oh, hear my manly words
W-wait a minute, you obviously haven’t heard
So what if I want to provide
all those things that little ladies like?
I am man, hear me bore
I am man, hear me bore
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares
Hark! Hark! A manly voice
I couldn’t hear you over all this hysterical noise
Boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, mate? No-one cares
I am man, hear me bore
I am man, hear me bore
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares
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