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Dick Tape

by Basic Dicks

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1.
Had best GPA on the swim team Always endeared himself to all he meets He can’t eat his steak Too much on his plate Hey Brock, what the fuck?! If a girl falls, pick her up If a girl falls, pick her up If a girl falls, pick her up I blame alcohol consumption Steep price to pay for just some action He can’t eat his steak Too much on his plate Hey Brock, what the fuck?! If a girl falls, pick her up If a girl falls, pick her up If a girl falls, pick her up
2.
White Cock 00:57
Can’t you take a joke? Didn’t mean to offend Well how d’you like this song about your little dick end? When people say you’re wrong you don’t even give a shit You’re a straight, white male Can’t do nothing about it You’ve got a white cock...
3.
Slap 02:28
New poll—it’s official, men prefer the natural look Super-duper fucking sorry, man, I couldn’t give a fuck Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel Got my war paint on, I’m going out on the town New poll—it’s official, men prefer the natural look Super-duper fucking sorry, man, I couldn’t give a fuck Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel Got my war paint on, I’m going out on the town Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel Got my war paint on, I’m fucking Krusty the Clown
4.
Giant Potato 01:37
Pain. I’m in, I’m in pain Must munch my feels away Ate so many jackets that it doesn’t even matter Pain. I’m in, I’m in pain Too many carbs I’m under my car Too many carbs Baked potato, baked potato
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Oh, hear my manly words W-wait a minute, you obviously haven’t heard So what if I want to provide all those things that little ladies like? I am man, hear me bore I am man, hear me bore Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair Guess what, treacle? No-one cares Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair Guess what, treacle? No-one cares Hark! Hark! A manly voice I couldn’t hear you over all this hysterical noise Boo-hoo, it’s so unfair Guess what, mate? No-one cares I am man, hear me bore I am man, hear me bore Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair Guess what, treacle? No-one cares Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair Guess what, treacle? No-one cares

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Debut full EP release from Oxford based, Basic Dicks.

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released April 19, 2019

Songs by Basic Dicks
Recorded and Mixed by Jimmy Hetherington at Shonk
Mastered by Octavia and Daniel at North London Bomb Factory

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Basic Dicks Oxford, UK

lo-fi feminist weirdo punx.

pic by Helen Messenger Photography.

bookings: basicdicks@gmail.com

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