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Dick Tape

by Basic Dicks

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Debut full EP release from Oxford based, Basic Dicks.

credits

released April 19, 2019

Songs by Basic Dicks
Recorded and Mixed by Jimmy Hetherington at Shonk
Mastered by Octavia and Daniel at North London Bomb Factory

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all rights reserved

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about

Basic Dicks Oxford, UK

lo-fi feminist weirdo punx.

pic by Helen Messenger Photography.

bookings: basicdicks@gmail.com

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Track Name: Gone Off Steak
Had best GPA on the swim team
Always endeared himself to all he meets

He can’t eat his steak
Too much on his plate

Hey Brock, what the fuck?!
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up

I blame alcohol consumption
Steep price to pay for just some action

He can’t eat his steak
Too much on his plate

Hey Brock, what the fuck?!
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
If a girl falls, pick her up
Track Name: White Cock
Can’t you take a joke?
Didn’t mean to offend
Well how d’you like this song
about your little dick end?
When people say you’re wrong
you don’t even give a shit
You’re a straight, white male
Can’t do nothing about it

You’ve got a white cock...
Track Name: Slap
New poll—it’s official, men prefer the natural look
Super-duper fucking sorry, man, I couldn’t give a fuck

Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face
Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face

Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel
Got my war paint on, I’m going out on the town

New poll—it’s official, men prefer the natural look
Super-duper fucking sorry, man, I couldn’t give a fuck

Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face
Gonna wake up in the morning, gonna smear that shit all over my face

Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel
Got my war paint on, I’m going out on the town
Yeah, I slap it on with a bucket and a trowel
Got my war paint on, I’m fucking Krusty the Clown
Track Name: Giant Potato
Pain. I’m in, I’m in pain
Must munch my feels away
Ate so many jackets that it doesn’t even matter
Pain. I’m in, I’m in pain

Too many carbs
I’m under my car
Too many carbs
Baked potato, baked potato
Track Name: I am Man, Hear Me Bore
Oh, hear my manly words
W-wait a minute, you obviously haven’t heard
So what if I want to provide
all those things that little ladies like?

I am man, hear me bore
I am man, hear me bore
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares

Hark! Hark! A manly voice
I couldn’t hear you over all this hysterical noise
Boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, mate? No-one cares

I am man, hear me bore
I am man, hear me bore
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares
Oh, boo-hoo, it’s so unfair
Guess what, treacle? No-one cares

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